I'm A Virgin Mug

I'm a virgin. (This is a very old mug.) Every mug has a past. This one is just honest about the timeline. It's a two-line joke with perfect timing: shoppers read the first line, raise an eyebrow, then hit the parenthetical and lose it. That double take gets it picked up, passed around and carried to the register. It's a go-to gag gift for bachelorettes, birthdays over 30, divorce parties and white elephant swaps, and it's simple enough to read from across the shop. Pairs well with cheeky cards, wine glasses and party goods.

* 14 oz ceramic coffee mug, glossy white glaze with black print

* Hand wash recommended